why did the mermaid wear sea shells?
because she outgrew her B shells!
alright fine i’ll sea u later
I don’t understand why people can’t roll with the waves when it comes with puns
dont take away my spotlight you shellfish beach
DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THIS IS 2048 BUT WITH PICTURE OF LOUIS COVERED IN CAKE
me: why are there so many pictures of louis covered in cake?
roomie: because it is a beautiful thing.
me: am I winning?
me: thank you. Oh, it’s over. What’s my score. 1188.
roomie: you won 12 Louis Tomlinsons.
me: that sounds like a disaster
roomie: it is how the world will end. unless they send 13 Zayn Maliks, as the prophecy foretold.
dont forget kids pink is only one letter from punk and femininity is totally rad