thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat)

renkos:

literally all my friends are cute then i’m just

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lms if u the hoe sibling

(Source: highkeygay)

whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?